i don’t know why i laughed so hard but
buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID
(via toolazytolive)"I want every piece of me to crash into every piece of you, I swear to god that’s how they make stars."Mary Lambert, from Sarasvatī (via harrysrogue)
so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us. so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.
they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off. it was awesome. they were awesome. dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.
Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)
I killed that dance at the end of this.
oh. shit. - for that moment when you realize you like like them.
Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)
okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.
has anyone listened to this?
it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.
this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.
whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels
↳ David Tennant as Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing
oh god this post is getting out of control
oh god he looks like ET
i’m actually really sorry
You’re so hypnotizing/ could you be the Devil/ could you be an angel